Plagiarised Again

Forget that TBT now only garners views from pedos and potential rapists. XD
This is actually old news, but i only found out about it recently. 2 sites plagiarised images from an old post i did on Allison Harvard (the most beautiful woman imho) way way back on this blog.

What i originally posted - i'd edited and cropped Allison's photos from each photoshoot in order
http://teddybearterrorism.blogspot.com/search/label/Allison%20Harvard

Then these 2 sites used a couple of them

This
http://onthe143.blogspot.com/2011/05/all-star-americas-next-top-model-is.html

TUESDAY, 17 MAY 2011

All-star Americas Next Top Model is revealed

... and I got to say its not that good. I mean I don't want to sound bitter because Tyra didn't take my advise but I feel there were better choices.

Although I have to say I am beyond excited for one of the girls (and she was also my pick)

Step forward my winner of Top Model ...

Allison Harvard

and

This
http://justmybattle.punt.nl/

she's amazing! | 24 Juni 2010 | 14:59:02

It's no biggie, but i thought i'd post it anyway. I think old TBT readers would recall a more interesting case of plagiarism a couple years ago. xD

It's A New Design, Bitches!

As you can see, we have re-designed the blog. It was something I should have done months ago, but you know, I was a lazy ass. More content coming soon, so stay tuned. =D

The Lord's Prayer

My fellow believers, here is the Lord's Prayer. Pray every morning when you wake up and every night before you sleep to receive our Lord's blessings:

Our Raptor, Whose art is /h/entai
Shopped be Thy face
Thy donations cum
The Game be won on Earth as it is on 4-chan
Give us this day our daily lulz
and forgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us
Lead us not into faggotry
But deliver us from /fur/ries
For thine is the Server, the Banhammer, and the WIN
Rawr-Men

I HAF NOWZ TAKEN 0V3R

I AM RAPTOR JESUS' BITCH, SWORN DICIPLE AND FOLLOWER OF HIS HOLINESS RAPTOR JESUS, THE TRUE MESSIAH WHO WILL LEAD US WHEN THE VELOCIRAPTURE COMES UPON US! AS SUCH, I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO TAKE OVER THIS DEN OF SIN AND LOLIS TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF PEACE AND LULZ!

I WAS ONCE A LOWLY PEDO KNOWN AS PEDRO THE BEAR. I WORSHIPPED AT THE ALTAR OF THE PAGAN GOD PEDO BEAR, BRINGING LOLIS FOR HIM TO RAEP. BUT I WAS DISCONTENTED. I ASKED MYSELF, WAS THIS WHAT I WANTED? TO TRAFFICK IN LOLIS AND BRING THEM TO A GOD THAT DID NOT SHARE?

I WAS A FOOL. I WANTED SOME OF THE ACTION MYSELF, SO I TOOK SOME LOLIS. DESPITE MY DISCRETION, I WAS FOUND OUT BY BUNCH OF RIGHTEOUS POLICEGRANDMAS AND SENTECNCED TO JAIL.

I WAS THE CRIMINAL FORMERLY KNOWN AS PEDRO.

IN MY TIME OF DESPAIR, I HAD A DREAM. I DREAMT OF JESUS, BUT HE HAD A RAPTOR HEAD.

"COME TO ME AND REPENT, MY CHILD. YOU HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF ONE OF THE SCHEMES OF SATANNOSAURUS REX, A MOST VILE AND EVIL DEMON. THE PEDO BEAR YOU ONCE WORSHIPPED WAS ONE OF HIS MANY MINIONS, AMONG OTHERS LIKE LOLCATS AND RICK ASTLEY. COME WORSHIP RAPTOR JESUS, OR I WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT IN PEACE! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!!!"

I HAVE REPENTED, AND NOW, I BRING SALVATION FOR ALL. FOLLOW RAPTOR JESUS! FOLLOW THE RIGHT AND ONLY PATH!

A-RAWR!

Why men think with their head and women with their heart

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.”
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?”I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.

New age cartoon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmXL6-F3vZQ&feature=related

Scary Shit Mickey Mouse

This video was featured in 8 Days Mag and I went to check it out. According to the video uploader, this is an unreleased cut from the 1930s that is a continuous loop of Mickry walking past by a row of houses with eerie piano chords played over. Nothing much happens until you hit the 6th minute mark and then the piano gets replaced by a wailing moan, then a bloodcurdling scream. A technician working on this reel supposedly killed himself after watching this...




... or it may just be an awesome 4chan prank. XD
Added (because I was too lazy last night): It is quite obviously a prank. If you watch after the 6th minute and come to the part where the video gets distorted and shows some green shit, you could see that it was overlaid with another video. Also, supposed backstory is very obviously bogus. If the structure sounds familiar to you, you probably have read a variant of it somewhere.It's a common street horror story structure: a cursed thing, someone who comes into contact with it dies, etc...
All that being said, it's still creepy. XD

My New Ringtone

Wa wa wee wa! Remember this?:

They just don't make songs like this nowadays. XDDD

Yo Pedro, remember this? XD

Lookie what i found in my old PB account xD

*Me: "Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome to Jonestown!" (wahahaha)
Esme/Pedro: It's All Over*

You Killed My Bruther, You Sons Of A Beetches!!!

What happens when Mario and Luigi enter the world of Grand Theft Auto:

Edit: Original vid was taken down, so I found a sub. It's in English, subtitles Spanish. Thanks Naz for the heads up.

XD

Ahem, before I begin, I would just like to warn you that the following videos contain some seriously awesome shit that are not meant for innocent eyes. Yes, I'm looking at you, kiddo. Don't watch the videos below. I don't want your Dad posting a video on Youtube threatening to back trace me and report me to the police.Wait till you are older... or when your Dad is not at home. Happy viewing!

Everyone knows that Japan comes up with some of the coolest things in the world, like manga, robot dogs and Hard Gay. However, Japan is also home to many weird shit too, like beer milk, Hard Gay and this:

Wait, there is more:

^ I so want to watch that. XDDDDD

I want to know what the hell the people who came up with these wtf shit are smoking. Srsly. I want some too. XDDDDD