Teddy Bear Terrorism

Plagiarised Again

2011-12-20T07:13:00.000+08:00

Forget that TBT now only garners views from pedos and potential rapists. XD
This is actually old news, but i only found out about it recently. 2 sites plagiarised images from an old post i did on Allison Harvard (the most beautiful woman imho) way way back on this blog.

What i originally posted - i'd edited and cropped Allison's photos from each photoshoot in order
http://teddybearterrorism.blogspot.com/search/label/Allison%20Harvard

Then these 2 sites used a couple of them

This
http://onthe143.blogspot.com/2011/05/all-star-americas-next-top-model-is.html

TUESDAY, 17 MAY 2011

All-star Americas Next Top Model is revealed
... and I got to say its not that good. I mean I don't want to sound bitter because Tyra didn't take my advise but I feel there were better choices.

Although I have to say I am beyond excited for one of the girls (and she was also my pick)

Step forward my winner of Top Model ...

Allison Harvard

and

This
http://justmybattle.punt.nl/

she's amazing!
| 24 Juni 2010 | 14:59:02

It's no biggie, but i thought i'd post it anyway. I think old TBT readers would recall a more interesting case of plagiarism a couple years ago. xD

It's A New Design, Bitches!

2011-08-09T21:21:00.001+08:00

As you can see, we have re-designed the blog. It was something I should have done months ago, but you know, I was a lazy ass. More content coming soon, so stay tuned. =D

The Lord's Prayer

2011-02-13T13:12:00.002+08:00

My fellow believers, here is the Lord's Prayer. Pray every morning when you wake up and every night before you sleep to receive our Lord's blessings:

Our Raptor, Whose art is /h/entai
Shopped be Thy face
Thy donations cum
The Game be won on Earth as it is on 4-chan
Give us this day our daily lulz
and forgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us
Lead us not into faggotry
But deliver us from /fur/ries
For thine is the Server, the Banhammer, and the WIN
Rawr-Men

I HAF NOWZ TAKEN 0V3R

2011-02-05T21:16:00.004+08:00

I AM RAPTOR JESUS' BITCH, SWORN DICIPLE AND FOLLOWER OF HIS HOLINESS RAPTOR JESUS, THE TRUE MESSIAH WHO WILL LEAD US WHEN THE VELOCIRAPTURE COMES UPON US! AS SUCH, I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO TAKE OVER THIS DEN OF SIN AND LOLIS TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF PEACE AND LULZ!

I WAS ONCE A LOWLY PEDO KNOWN AS PEDRO THE BEAR. I WORSHIPPED AT THE ALTAR OF THE PAGAN GOD PEDO BEAR, BRINGING LOLIS FOR HIM TO RAEP. BUT I WAS DISCONTENTED. I ASKED MYSELF, WAS THIS WHAT I WANTED? TO TRAFFICK IN LOLIS AND BRING THEM TO A GOD THAT DID NOT SHARE?

I WAS A FOOL. I WANTED SOME OF THE ACTION MYSELF, SO I TOOK SOME LOLIS. DESPITE MY DISCRETION, I WAS FOUND OUT BY BUNCH OF RIGHTEOUS POLICEGRANDMAS AND SENTECNCED TO JAIL.

I WAS THE CRIMINAL FORMERLY KNOWN AS PEDRO.

IN MY TIME OF DESPAIR, I HAD A DREAM. I DREAMT OF JESUS, BUT HE HAD A RAPTOR HEAD.

"COME TO ME AND REPENT, MY CHILD. YOU HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF ONE OF THE SCHEMES OF SATANNOSAURUS REX, A MOST VILE AND EVIL DEMON. THE PEDO BEAR YOU ONCE WORSHIPPED WAS ONE OF HIS MANY MINIONS, AMONG OTHERS LIKE LOLCATS AND RICK ASTLEY. COME WORSHIP RAPTOR JESUS, OR I WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT IN PEACE! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!!!"

I HAVE REPENTED, AND NOW, I BRING SALVATION FOR ALL. FOLLOW RAPTOR JESUS! FOLLOW THE RIGHT AND ONLY PATH!

A-RAWR!

Why men think with their head and women with their heart

2011-01-21T12:11:00.001+08:00

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.”
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?”I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.

New age cartoon

2011-01-21T12:08:00.001+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmXL6-F3vZQ&feature=related

Scary Shit Mickey Mouse

2011-01-03T20:21:00.006+08:00

This video was featured in 8 Days Mag and I went to check it out. According to the video uploader, this is an unreleased cut from the 1930s that is a continuous loop of Mickry walking past by a row of houses with eerie piano chords played over. Nothing much happens until you hit the 6th minute mark and then the piano gets replaced by a wailing moan, then a bloodcurdling scream. A technician working on this reel supposedly killed himself after watching this...

... or it may just be an awesome 4chan prank. XD
Added (because I was too lazy last night): It is quite obviously a prank. If you watch after the 6th minute and come to the part where the video gets distorted and shows some green shit, you could see that it was overlaid with another video. Also, supposed backstory is very obviously bogus. If the structure sounds familiar to you, you probably have read a variant of it somewhere.It's a common street horror story structure: a cursed thing, someone who comes into contact with it dies, etc...
All that being said, it's still creepy. XD

My New Ringtone

2010-12-25T12:22:00.001+08:00

Wa wa wee wa! Remember this?:

They just don't make songs like this nowadays. XDDD

Yo Pedro, remember this? XD

2010-12-17T20:38:00.001+08:00

Lookie what i found in my old PB account xD

*Me: "Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome to Jonestown!" (wahahaha)
Esme/Pedro: It's All Over*

You Killed My Bruther, You Sons Of A Beetches!!!

2010-11-28T18:25:00.005+08:00

What happens when Mario and Luigi enter the world of Grand Theft Auto:

Edit: Original vid was taken down, so I found a sub. It's in English, subtitles Spanish. Thanks Naz for the heads up.

XD

2010-09-25T19:26:00.000+08:00

Ahem, before I begin, I would just like to warn you that the following videos contain some seriously awesome shit that are not meant for innocent eyes. Yes, I'm looking at you, kiddo. Don't watch the videos below. I don't want your Dad posting a video on Youtube threatening to back trace me and report me to the police.Wait till you are older... or when your Dad is not at home. Happy viewing!

Everyone knows that Japan comes up with some of the coolest things in the world, like manga, robot dogs and Hard Gay. However, Japan is also home to many weird shit too, like beer milk, Hard Gay and this:

Wait, there is more:

^ I so want to watch that. XDDDDD

I want to know what the hell the people who came up with these wtf shit are smoking. Srsly. I want some too. XDDDDD

Steve Jobs Is At It Again

2010-09-20T21:47:00.003+08:00

Today I saw this article on Yahoo about a terse email exchange between Apple CEO and co-founder Steve Jobs. Chelsea Kate Issacs, a college student from Long Island University, USA, sent an email to Mr. Jobs about why the Media Relations Department would not respond to her queries for a quote for a project she was doing. Below is the entire email and article taken off the website www.emailfromstevejobs.com:

A Long Island University student, going by the name of Chelsea Kate Isaacs, allegedly received several argumentative e-mails from Steve Jobs after she criticized the company’s Media Relations Department, according to correspondence posted on Gawker. The student claims to have repeatedly called the PR department asking for a quote regarding iPad use in academic settings, but the company representatives allegedly did not bother to respond.

“Mr. Jobs, I humbly ask why Apple is so wonderfully attentive to the needs of students, whether it be with the latest, greatest invention or the company’s helpful customer service line, and yet, ironically, the Media Relations Department fails to answer any of my questions which are, as I have repeatedly told them, essential to my academic performance,” Isaacs wrote in her first e-mail to the CEO.

“Our goals do not include helping you get a good grade,” Jobs allegedly responded. “Sorry.”

Isaac claims to have countered the blunt response with another message denying that she asked for help getting a good grade. She then asked if the company considers it a duty to return calls from a client or customer. “But I guess that’s not one of your goals,” she wrote.

“Nope,” Jobs allegedly responded. “We have over 300 million users and we can’t respond to their requests unless they involve a problem of some kind. Sorry.”

The student continued the confrontation by claiming to be one of Apple’s 300 million users, and with a problem that can only be addressed by the Media Relations team. She again asked for a response for her school project and reminded the CEO that she is “on deadline.”

The purported correspondence ends with a final plea from Jobs, as he asks her to “please leave us alone.”

The entire thread between Chelsea Kate Isaacs and Steve Jobs
(Read from the bottom up)

From: Steve Jobs
To: XXXX@my.liu.edu
Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:27:36 -0700
Subject: Re: Mr. Jobs – Student Journalist Concerned about Apple’sMediaRelations Dept.

Please leave us alone.

Sent from my iPhone

On Sep 16, 2010, at 5:32 PM, XXXX@my.liu.edu wrote:

> You’re absolutely right, and I do meet your criteria for being a customer who deserves a response:
>
> 1. I AM one of your 300 million users.
> 2. I DO have a problem; I need answers that only Apple Media Relations can answer.
>
> Now, can they kindly respond to my request (my polite and friendly voice can be heard in the first 5 or 10 messages in their inbox). Please, I am on deadline.
>
> I appreciate your help.
>
>
> Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
>
> ——-Original Message——-
> From: Steve Jobs
> Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 17:10:12
> To: XXXX@my.liu.edu
> Subject: Re: Mr. Jobs – Student Journalist Concerned about Apple’s
> MediaRelations Dept.
>
> Nope. We have over 300 million users and we can’t respond to their requests unless they involve a problem of some kind. Sorry.
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On Sep 16, 2010, at 4:37 PM, XXXX@my.liu.edu wrote:
>
>> Thank you for your reply. I never said that your goal should be to “help me get a good grade.” Rather, I politely asked why your media relations team does not respond to emails, which consequently, decreases my chances of getting a good grade. But, forget about my individual situation; what about common courtesy, in general —- if you get a message from a client or customer, as an employee, isn’t it your job to return the call? That’s what I always thought. But I guess that’s not one of your goals. Yes, you do have a creative approach, indeed.
>> Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
>>
>> ——-Original Message——-
>> From: Steve Jobs
>> Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2010 16:19:13
>> To: XXXX@my.liu.edu
>> Subject: Re: Mr. Jobs – Student Journalist Concerned about Apple’s Media
>> Relations Dept.
>>
>> Our goals do not include helping you get a good grade. Sorry.
>>
>> Sent from my iPhone
>>
>> On Sep 16, 2010, at 3:22 PM, XXXX@my.liu.edu wrote:
>>
>>> Dear Mr. Jobs,
>>>
>>> As a college student, I can honestly say that Apple has treated me very well; my iPod is basically the lifeline that gets me through the day, and thanks to Apple’s Final Cut Pro, I aced last semester’s video editing project. I was planning to buy a new Apple computer to add to my list of Apple favorites.
>>>
>>> Because I have had such good experiences as a college student using Apple products, I was incredibly surprised to find Apple’s Media Relations Department to be absolutely unresponsive to my questions, which (as I had repeatedly told them in voicemail after voicemail) are vital to my academic grade as a student journalist.
>>>
>>> For my journalism course, I am writing an article about the implementation of an iPad program at my school, the CW Post Campus of Long Island University.
>>>
>>> The completion of this article
>>> is crucial to my grade in the class, and it may potentially get published in our university’s newspaper. I had 3 quick questions regarding iPads, and wanted to obtain answers from the most credible source: Apple’s Media Relations Department.
>>>
>>> I have called countless times throughout the week, leaving short, but detailed, messages which included my contact information and the date of my deadline. Today, I left my 6th message, which stressed the increasingly more urgent nature of the situation. It is now the end of the business day, and I have not received a call back. My deadline is tomorrow.
>>>
>>> Mr. Jobs, I humbly ask why Apple is so wonderfully attentive to the needs of students, whether it be with the latest, greatest invention or the company’s helpful customer service line, and yet, ironically, the Media Relations Department fails to answer any of my questions which are, as I have repeatedly told them, essential to my academic performance.
>>>
>>> For colleges nationwide, Apple is at the forefront of improving the way we function in the academic environment, increasing the efficiency of conducting academic research, as well as sharing and communicating with our college communities.
>>>
>>> With such an emphasis on advancing our education system, why, then, has Apple’s Media Relations team ignored my needs as a student journalist who is just trying to get a good grade?
>>>
>>> In addition to the hypocrisy of ignoring student needs when they represent a company that does so much for our schools, the Media Relations reps are apparently, also failing to responsibly handle the inquiries of professional journalists on deadlines. Unfortunately, for a journalist in the professional world, lacking the answers they need on deadline day won’t just cost them a grade; it could cost them their job.
>>>
>>> Thank you very much for your time and consideration.
>>>
>>> Sincerely,
>>>
>>> Chelsea Kate Isaacs
>>> Senior
>>> CW Post – Long Island University
>>>
>>> Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Now, to be honest, I actually side with Mr. Jobs here. Look, I don't like the guy; for all accounts he isn't the nicest person to be around with (just google 'steve jobs bad boss'). However, Ms. Chelsea came across as whiny and self-centered, so I'm not surprised he was so curt to her. Come on, like the guy said, the Media Relations people have better things to do than to answer your question. To even get an answer from the CEO himself, even if it is rude, is incredible.

Of course you could argue that all they have to do is simply respond to her question, but think about it for a minute. I higly doubt that Ms. Chelsea was the only student to ask something similar to Apple. Also, think about the volume of emails that they get. All those newspaper requests, magazine articles, customer complaints, etc... Do you think a mere student would even get the time of the day?

OH MY GOD!!!!

2010-08-29T14:53:00.002+08:00

How to NOT act:

Lesson 1: Camera man, there's a fly on my face

Lesson 2: Pull your punches

Lesson 3: Don't overdo the drama

We have a rapist in LINKIN PARK!

2010-08-26T19:00:00.001+08:00

Bit late in watching this, but it's funny as heck so i'm posting it here for those who haven't seen it yet. New internet sensation, Antoine Dodson! Lmao XD This dude is hilarious. Here's his bit from the news report:

The Bed Intruder Song XD

Cover version by Hayley Williams of Paramore, Jordan Pundik of New Found Glory & Ethan Luck of Relient K

And this epic gif (most likely created by a /b/tard lol)

Enjoy!

Mockingjay

2010-08-26T03:25:00.000+08:00

This is the final book of the Hunger Games trilogy!

Now, i know that a lot of people have never even heard of it, but i swear, once you start you go black you can never go back... wait, wtf was that. Ahem. I mean, once you start reading you can never, and i emphasise NEVER, stop. It's that addictive, thrilling, full of suspense, action, terror, violence.. and yes, love. Damn love triangle in all the books these days. It's nothing like the stupid Twilight romance though. This... this is way more epic. The Hunger Games has been accused of being a Battle Royale rip-off (bunch of kids put in a situation where they have to kill each other, only one can emerge the winner, etc), but with Mockingjay now out, i doubt that the same comparisons will be made. It's more intense, definitely. Don't think twice about it, go get the Hunger Games book now, get started on that, by the end of Catching Fire, with its shocking cliffhanger at the end you're gonna want to read Mockingjay asap. Proof? Stephen King enjoyed it. That's good enough for me, hehe. So does Stephanie Meyer, but i just can't take her seriously as a writer. I just can't. :O

Anyway, reviews are out on Mockingjay, here they are

Los Angeles Times -- Where "The Hunger Games" set the stage for the unusual post-apocalyptic world in which Katniss [Everdeen] first rose up from her inconsequential and impoverished life as an ace archer to win fame as a killer with a heart (and to become an unpredictable antihero for the masses), and "Catching Fire" uses that same stage to prime the pump for a brewing rebellion, "Mockingjay" takes readers into new territories and an even more brutal and confusing world: one where it's unclear what sides the characters are on, one where presumed loyalties are repeatedly stood on their head.
USA Today -- Still torn between two boys who love her, [Katniss] has been cast as the symbol of resistance in a civil war where both sides air televised propaganda and play with reality. The tactics prompt Katniss and other combatants to repeatedly ask each other, "Real or not real?" But it's no game. ... The novel's biggest surprises are found elsewhere. Hope emerges from despair. Even in a dystopian future, there's a better future.
Entertainment Weekly -- Fans will be happy to hear that Mockingjay is every bit as complex and imaginative as Hunger Games and Catching Fire. Collins has kicked the brutal violence up a notch in an edge-of-your-seat plot that follows Katniss as she tries to fulfill her role, protect her mother and sister and, in the end, finally choose between her two greatest loves.

Why Tai Chi Is Awesum Shit

2010-07-23T19:58:00.002+08:00

Everyone should learn Tai Chi. This awesum vid of win shows you why:

On the same note-- The cat and dog diary

2010-06-15T16:08:00.001+08:00

The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
—————
The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now …

How to Tell if Your Cat is plotting to kill you.

2010-06-09T23:48:00.004+08:00

All 3 of my cats do everything mentioned above.. Should i be worried? O_O

credit to http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

Simpsons went wrong

2010-05-27T21:02:00.000+08:00

Boobies! Sex! Drugs! & ...Rape?

2010-05-21T19:14:00.006+08:00

Kidding, kidding.

I would've been much happier turning a year older (cough, cough..) had i been able to run GTA IV with all of its superb graphics on screen, but, ah.. i have a sucky pc.

Damn. I was really looking forward to picking up them hos on the street and banging them in my sweet pimped out car.

Okay, i kid. Once again. (anyone wanna buy my copy of GTA? Lmfao)

C'mon, it's a great game. Can't say i've played all of them - so far i've played GTA III, GTA San Andreas and both of the PSP versions, Liberty City and Vice City stories. They're all awesome. I won't call myself a hardcore gamer though. Anyway, the purpose of this post? None. I'm just bored. Lol. Now, a lot of those stick-up-the-ass prudes love to condemn GTA for the sexual content but meh, it's just a game. Yeah, it's got a ton of violence and all that good stuff (hehe), but it's so brilliantly made, you gotta give it that. And the people who play GTA-type games aren't gonna turn out to be serial killers or anything. Hey, i've shot and killed hundreds of hookers in the games and retrieved (meaning:stolen) my money, does it mean i have an impulse to do so in real life? Hell to the no. Geez. Give us gamers a break.

Whilst i was in the middle of reading through game reviews/Googling them, i found one highly disturbing game which originated from Japan (of course). RapeLay. Came out a few years ago, was highly controversial due to it's graphic/disturbing content.

Basically, alls you got to do in the game is just to... well, raep. And raep again.

Rape who, you ask? A mother. And her two young daughters. If that wasn't disturbing enough, they eventually become used to it (the raping, that is) and you get to do stuff like threesomes, etc. No, i have not played this game (nor do i want to, please do not take the banner i have made for this blog seriously, lol), this is just what i've gathered from the review. Haha.

I think everyone has a right to play whatever game they choose to play and i don't think that a game with poorly rendered graphics will deter a rapist from having sick thoughts/carrying out crazy plans. I seriously doubt that anyone who has actually played the game will end up becoming a rapist, but yeah, this kind of game does stretch it a little bit. It's not unexpected though, coming from the land of tentacle porn. XD

should-i-buy-an-ipad??

2010-05-04T16:45:00.001+08:00

should-i-buy-an-ipad
Originally uploaded by puteh_83

This can help you decide.

Bieber Fever?

2010-04-26T15:25:00.002+08:00

Ahem. This is my first post in... wow, it's really been a while. O.O

Anyway, on to today's topic of... Bieber. Justin Bieber. His fangirls cry tears of joy and almost faint upon sight of their beloved girly-voiced, puny, mop-haired idol. His haters, well, have many colourful and wonderful little comments regarding the Bieber, such as:

'who the f*** does this kid think he is, acting like he's a black gangsta rapper'

'man i hate this moron, he looks and sounds like an 11 year old girl with a lesbian haircut'

'well there really is 'one less lonely girl'.. that's bieber singing about himself LOL'

'kid needs to grow some balls'

'wtf kind of hit song is this, 90mill views for a song that repeats the word 'baby' a gajillion times??'

My view?

Honestly, when i first heard his songs a few months ago, i was thinking probably the same thing that most of you were thinking as well which is, 'Hm, this young girl has a nice voice. Not bad.'

Until my tween cousin proceeded to tell me otherwise. Rather angrily, i might add.

Then i saw the kid on tv for the first time.

Holy shrimp. A little 15 year old white boy with the voice of kindergarten girl was the last thing i would have ever expected. I saw a couple of his videos on MTV and it was kind of disturbing.

Some punk kid with a stupid hairdo (what do you call it? The Mop?), trying to pull off some 'cool' moves, chasing a girl who looks twice his age.

I don't know why but all of a sudden, i started hating him, his songs, his stupid videos, all his crazy 8 year old fans, everything. Reflecting upon it now, it was all really irrational, considering that i actually found his songs to be pretty catchy in the first place (not like how i hate the Wussycat Dolls, i have a legitimate reason for not liking those talentless hos. XD)

Here's a kid who started off making videos on YouTube, found success at a young age and is now making a whole shitload of $$$, more than i will ever make in my entire lifetime. Jealousy is the cause of my initial hatred, i guess? Lmao.

I... hate to admit this. But i actually like his new song. And the one he did with Sean Kingston. Damn it. Stupid Bieber fever.

Taylor Lautner Vs. The Wolfman

2010-03-12T19:54:00.001+08:00

From Latino Review:

Taylor Lautner Fan Letter To Universal: Your Wolfman Ripped Off Twilight
By George 'El Guapo' Roush on February 18, 2010

I don't print reader's letters to me because most of them contain words and insults that are unfit to print. However, once in a while a golden ticket will come into my inbox that is not only worth reading, it's worth sharing with the world.

The e-mail was from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner fan upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight. That's right, Universal Studios, who first put werewolves in theaters, are a bunch of copycats.

Here is the e-mail, unedited and untouched (including pictures), which clearly puts Universal Pictures in their place.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!

The Poser of who could never be even if they tried : " Aka : Rabid poser Werewolf "The Wolf Man"

OR My favorite: Taylor Daniel Lautner aka Jacob Black

TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!

Regards: Kayla Patterson (kayla----@-----.com) Feel free to reply

Hey Universal, you just got PWNED. That's what you get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!

Stop Universal's ripoff of Twilight films by e-mailing: george@latinoreview.com

Open Letter To An iPhone Thief -Hilarious shite

2010-01-14T17:47:00.001+08:00

No matter where you live, on this beautiful globe of ours, the iPhone is a hot piece of well… culture. And everywhere in this world there are people that will do anything they can to grab themselves one of this babies. But what if it happens to you, what do you do? Well you can go to the police, or you can go to the Apple customer service, or if both of this sources fails, uncle Steve always got your back.

Chicago-based columnist Mark Bazer wrote an open letter to the person who snagged his wife’s month-old iPhone on a train:

"Congratulations on your new iPhone! I just know you’re going to love it, as it’s a fantastic device with an easy-to-use interface and photos of my relatives. Heck, they’re now your relatives, too — we’re on the same family plan! That reminds me: It’s your turn this year to host Thanksgiving.

But back to your shiny new iPhone, because there are a number of things you should know to ensure it gives you so much enjoyment that you forget your shame.For starters, it’s got plenty of room for music, but we weren’t sure what kind you liked. We were hoping Simon and Garfunkel , but if not, just sync that baby up to your PC and create your own mix. (If you don’t have a PC, they can be stolen from most homes.)

Also, we had the foresight to buy you the AppleCare protection plan, so your iPhone is covered for two years if anything goes wrong — with the exception of someone stealing it.

source: xsellize.com

Happy 2010

2010-01-04T15:11:00.001+08:00

Celebrities Without Makeup: Adam Lambert

2009-12-08T11:17:00.002+08:00

Been a while since i last did this. I figured, Adam must be one of the few current solo male artists who constantly has outrageous make up on. It would be interesting to see him without all of the 'guyliner', black eyeshadow, inches thick foundation and all that.

Interesting facts (to me, at least. lol): Adam was born a redhead, but for the past few years he's been dyeing his hair and eyebrows black. He also has make up on constantly to cover up his freckles o.O

Ok, so what does he look like without make up? It's absolutely shocking!

Yeah, bad joke. xD

He doesn't look bad at all. But i guess he needs that edge, needs that extra something to stand out from everyone else. Otherwise he just looks kind of... bland. Boring. xD

His first Idol audition

To this..

Some YouTubers are calling him the male Lady Gaga. :-*
Several parts of the video made me cringe. I can't say why though, without being discriminating. xD

AWESOME VIDEO DUMP!!!

2009-12-03T21:15:00.002+08:00

Hello, fellow pedos. I has many awesome videos to share, so plaeze sit back an enjoys. =3 *bad spelling intentional... XD

Starting up is the Inglourious Plumbers, an awesome trailer parody of the Inglourious Basterds featuring Super Mario and Gang:

Next up is The Sims 3 parody of New Moon(it is hilarious):

And finally, for Nazz:

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

2009-11-30T12:34:00.003+08:00

Not exactly PICCHUR OV TEH DAI time but i haven't posted anything in a while, so!

^The 'controversial' Adam Lambert kiss at this year's AMAs.

Does it make you uncomfortable? Or is your attitude towards it is... hm, i don't really give a damn! I'm leaning towards the latter because i've seen much, much worse. I'm not saying that i'd allow my young cousins, nieces and nephews to watch this kind of thing, though. xD

Adam Lambert's defence: The Britney+Madonna kiss passed through the censors, so his kiss^ should've been aired in all it's glory as well. Uh huh. I kind of agree with him, and i kind of don't, because it is true that a lot of people still have a big problem with seeing... a male performer making out with another dude, or really any kind of situation involving gay men.

Look at it this way, even though he's getting a lot of complaints and bad press for his AMA performance, at least he's still being talked about, unlike the actual winner of the last season of AI... whats-his-name?? Lol. Actually i thought that the whole AMA performance (he performed his new song, For Your Entertainment) was awful. Seriously. Looking past the kiss and supposed simulated oral sex, really, the singing was no good at all. xD

Surprisingly enough, in a recent photo shoot for Details magazine, he posed with a... sexy lady. Wtf. In a series of racy shots. Here's one of the less provocative shots. Notice how both of them have painted fingernails. Lmao

Holy shiz

This is his album cover

Uhm. Yeah. Hm. +_+

I have no idea if it's any good but i like the 2012 song that Adam did (dunno if it's included in his latest album though).

Hell Freezes over

2009-11-27T14:44:00.002+08:00

The following was an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct.... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Recent Rape Case In Singapore

2009-11-25T12:28:00.003+08:00

This is a post about stupid girls who willingly get themselves drunk.

I'm referring to the case that has been reported in local newspapers the past few days, the 'gangbang' by 5 pervy dudes on some moronic teenage girl - i'm too lazy to post the link to the online articleso y'all can Google it yourself. This is just my opinion, i'm in no way siding with zee rapists but come on, that damn girl should have known better!

Numero uno, she happily went along with some bugger she barely knew, who then took her to meet with a bunch of other buggers, all male buggers, might i add.

Stupid mistake #1: Well, meeting the first guy should've seemed kind of iffy, even more so when he took her to meet a whole bunch of other fellas. The girl should have left immediately but hey, we all know how these stupid girls live their life aye? "Oh what's the harm! It's just a group of guys i don't know! Might as well hang out with them for a while!"

Stupid mistake #2: Girl then decides to play a drinking game with her new 'buddies'. Again, willingly. "It's such a fun game zooomg!! Is this drink number 5?? Gee, i can't tell, but i sure am getting hella tipsy!"

Lemme put it this way, if you are a horny guy (ah c'mon, all guys are horny, who am i kidding!)-especially a horny NS guy who hasn't gotten any action in a while - and you invite a girl to play some sort of drinking game, don't tell me that you haven't got any bad intentions in your mind.

If you are a girl, all by yourself, invited to play that game with some random guys, don't tell me that you didn't even have the thought of 'oh, these dudes are gonna take advantage of me' run through your mind.

^Well unfortunately the girl in this recent rape case, suffered a major bout of SDWTFWYT.

StupidDumbassWTFWereYouThinking disease.

So what happened next for our happy lil party group?

WOOHOO! RAEP TIEM PLS!

Pants off for the fellas. Stupid (and heavily drunk) girl stripped down nekkid. Raped multiple times, till she bled (sorry to be graphic here but that's what the report says).

Oh yeah, i forgot to add this earlier on,

Stupid mistake #3: After the first guy (who took her to the flat to meet all his buddies) raped her in the bedroom, he came out all triumphant and declared to the rest of the guys that he just had sex. The girl, who was still in the room, had some sense to lock the door when he went out. But the SDWTFWYT disease struck again and she willingly opened the door when Rapist #1 said that he'd send her back home.

She could have:
A) Stayed in the locked room, away from the other guys (assuming that they didn't possess the key to the door, else why would Rapist #1 sweet-talk her into opening it?). Since she wasn't too mind-numbingly drunk (seeing as to how she locked the door in the first place), she could've called the police if there was a phone nearby.

B) In the event of there being no way for her to contact the authorities, she should have still stayed inside anyway, as the parents of one of the guys was bound to return at any time.

In any case, way before the first rape occurred, anyone with at least half a brain would've had at least an inkling of what could possibly happen next. I know that not all of y'all girls out there are stupid. Put yourself in this situation: You meet up with one of your acquaintances - yes, acquaintances, for lack of a better word, since you don't know the guy well enough to call him a friend - and he lied and took you to his friend's house, where he and some other guys you don't know are all gathered inside, would you have left immediately or stayed on? My spidey senses are tingling! Are yours?? Okay, i'm kidding, but you would've at least left before the drinking game began no matter how good a drinker you may be.

Girl in this case thought she was heading out for supper with rapist #1, and what happened instead was a nasty gangbang.

*insert 'kids these days..' + headshake* xD

I'm itching to say that she definitely deserved it, but the fact of the matter is, at 17, most kids are still naive, gullible and desperately trying to fit in. They do all sorts of stupid things and blame society, peer pressure, stupid celebrities like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan etc etc for their mistakes. It's ridiculous.

*To my fellow contributors: I have been busy smuggling in top-notch, virgin-certified Lolis to Korea. xD

Hehe. Nah. I'm just in a desperate need for a new laptop. :X

No hope for human race

2009-11-24T12:47:00.001+08:00

There are beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere wherethe following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do,about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores,how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.

For Those Who Are About To Rock...

2009-11-10T22:04:00.003+08:00

...There be Brutal Leged, a ew videogame starring Jack Black as the voice of Eddie, a roadie who gets transported to a heavy metal-ish world where a prophecy dictates that a saviour would one day come to save the world...

...or destroy it.

Judging from the opening sequence, it's gonna be a blast. For now, the game is available on Xbox 360, but here's hoping for a PC version...

I learned a new word today.

2009-11-09T09:14:00.000+08:00

http://www.chinahush.com/2009/11/06/temporary-rape-the-birth-of-new-vocabulary/#more-3441

HUR HUR HUR!!!!

2009-10-14T20:55:00.004+08:00

Sorry for not posting for so long. Work has been keeping away from deh internetz. Anyway, I wanna do this costume. XD WHat do you think?

Update Your PSPs Now!/YouTube on PSP

2009-10-06T20:31:00.005+08:00

I'm referring to the peeps with PSPs running cfw and are afraid of updating via the official Playstation network updates - due to it causing downloaded games to be non-playable.

*(by the way, TBT is still alive and kicking, for me personally i had no Intarweb connexxion xD i don't know about the other guys though. new stuff will be posted but not as often.)*

Creds to PSPHacks.

READ THIS BEFORE UPDATING:

Backup your save data - i completely forgot about that and right after the updates, all my saved game files are corrupt. Dang it. So go do that first.

Secondly, follow the instructions below from PSPHacks carefully, don't skip over anything and it'll all go well.

Thirdly, yes, the updates are definitely worth it. So of course i do recommend this for those who have yet to do so. Getting Skype and internet radio - just a couple of things you'll get in your PSP. Also, you're gonna need these updates if you want to play Fifa 10, the latest release, because it won't run otherwise. Plus a bunch of other games (eg. Transformers, Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix) require the updates as well - if not, you'll get the dreaded 'game cannot be started' message -_-"

And the last thing is, if for some odd reason your PSP's bricked even after following all these instructions, don't blame me. xD But i highly doubt that anything will go wrong if you do everything right, my PSP's just fine so go ahead and get these updates.

Custom Firmware 5.50 GEN-A (Build 4)

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Size: 26.43MB

Downloads: 157,325

Description:
GENyUS' Custom Firmware 5.50 GEN-A. CFW 5.50 GEN-A is ONLY compatible with the PSP-1000 (Fat) & PSP-2000 (Slim) v1 or v2. DO NOT attempt to install this on a PSP-3000 or PSP-2000 with the TA-088v3 motherboard.

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Custom Firmware 5.50 GEN-B
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Filename: pspgen-cf550gen-b_1246505546.zip
Size: 191KB
Downloads: 122,909

Description:
GENyUS' Custom Firmware 5.50 GEN-B. CFW 5.50 GEN-B is ONLY compatible with the PSP-1000 (Fat) & PSP-2000 (Slim) v1 or v2. DO NOT attempt to install this on a PSP-3000 or PSP-2000 with the TA-088v3 motherboard.

5.50 GEN-B [translated] changes:
Bug fix: the VSH menu can now be disabled
Pressing Select can start the recovery, bring up the VSH recovery menu, or do nothing at all (for those who wish to use Remote Play between their PSP and PS3)
Update via Network (taken from M33)
* That Evangelion Jo game we told you about; it can be launched & played now
Pandora (converting the battery to/from the Pandora-state) and Shutdown Device options added to the VSH menu
Flash1 format option adds a check that prevents a flash1 format if enabled
Access [remains open] to the PlayStation Store and Remote Play continues working

DOWNLOAD

Do it one at a time. You'll need WinRar to unzip and extract the files (duh)

Once you unzip it - PSP - GAME - UPDATE

Transfer the UPDATE folder to your PSP's GAME folder

It'll be in your list of games so just run it from there.

Ok now on to...

How to watch YouTube videos or even... PORN on your PSP. xD

Y'all must've heard of PSPTube if you've been trying to find a way to play YT vids on your PSP. And most of the websites out there have that complicated dev id thingamajig but no more of that now. There's a simple way to install PSPTube, just follow the instructions here:

This is a guide to install PSPtube on your Custom Firmware PSP

What is PSPtube ?
PSPtube is a homebrew app made by SofiyaCat. It lets you to watch youtube videos online. It can also watch .flv files without converting. There is two versions of PSPtube. The normal one and the modified one. I will be using the modified one. The difference is that it has more channels.

Requirements:
A Custom Firmware PSP with firmwre 3.XX
PSPtube <---click to download A Wireless Point (router, hot spot ..etc) Instructions : 1. Download PSPtube and extract it to your desktop. There should be a ArnookiePSPTube3 folder. 2. Turn off your psp off. Then turn it again while holding R. This should bring you the recovery menu. Go to the Config and change the GAME kernal to 3.XX 3. Go back and plug the PSP into the PC 4. Go to the GAME folder, and put the ArnookiePSPTube3 folder in there 5. Run the game Controls : Select to find your channel (PSP tube, Daily motion ..etc) O to search for your video

Some videos might not play due to the high bitrate or whatever it is, just ignore it and find another video (or a different channel). And yes, it does come with... er, RedTube, although i think that was one of the websites that the MDA banned (SG horny boys, too bad. lol). Anyway i think it's alright, i mean for me personally i'm still not into watching videos on my PSP.

*forgive me if i sound like such a noob when it comes to this. I'm a gamer, not a hacker xD. I think that it's fairly easy enough to follow, i mean, if i can do it, so can you. Hehe.

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

2009-09-18T12:05:00.002+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya in advance to all Muslims celebrating! :D

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!!!!!

2009-09-17T22:09:00.000+08:00

FOR NAZZ!!!! XD:

Michael Jackson's 'This Is It' Official Movie Trailer

2009-09-15T19:40:00.001+08:00

Release date: October 28th

The Fourth Kind

2009-09-12T22:28:00.003+08:00

Speaking of Aliens, here's a trailer for a new upcoming movie, The Fourth Kind.

WATCH IT AT NIGHT AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Don't say I didn't warn you. XD

District 9

2009-09-12T21:33:00.003+08:00

Plot Synopsis: Thirty years ago, aliens made first contact with Earth. Humans waited for the hostile attack, or the giant advances in technology. Neither came. Instead, the aliens were refugees, the last survivors of their home world. The creatures were set up in a makeshift home in South Africa's District 9 as the world's nations argued over what to do with them.

Now, patience over the alien situation has run out. Control over the aliens has been contracted out to Multi-National United (MNU), a private company uninterested in the aliens' welfare -- they will receive tremendous profits if they can make the aliens' awesome weaponry work. So far, they have failed; activation of the weaponry requires alien DNA.

The tension between the aliens and the humans comes to a head when an MNU field operative, Wikus van der Merwe, contracts a mysterious virus that begins changing his DNA. Wikus quickly becomes the most hunted man in the world, as well as the most valuable -- he is the key to unlocking the secrets of alien technology. Ostracized and friendless, there is only one place left for him to hide: District 9.

My Critique:

In a word: AWESOME!!! District 9 is, by no mean a highly original film, though it's premise is unique. Unlike previous alien flicks, in this movie, the humans are tha bad guys who would stop at nothing at gaining the use of the alien weapons.

The main character is Wikus van der Merwe, a pencilpusher working for MNU, who has been assigned to notify the Prawns (as the aliens are disdainfully called)that they would be relocated to another settlement outside of Johannesburg (if you don't know where that is, it is South Africa). Wikus is more than happy to organise the task, particularly as his head is his father-in-law.

Playing Wikus is newcomer Sharlto Copely, and it is a testament to his tremendous raw acting power that we grow to like Wikus, because frankly, Wikus was not a likeable person in the beginning: an overenthusiastic, annoying pencilpusher who has no qualms about frying baby Prawns (he enthusisatically describes the sound of the frying baby Prawns like "popcorn popping")and who like everyone at MNU, doesn't give a damn about the aliens. This all changes when Wikus gets splashed with alien goo and starts turning into one of them, much to the delight of MNU, who are more than happy to use his for various, unethical experiments involving confiscated alien weapons.

The director Neill Blomkamp, weilds a deft hand between characterisation and action sequences, never letting the flow stagnate. The Prawns are easy to sympathise with, thanks in part to the incredible CG (hard to believe this movie cost only $30 million)and the videocam footage adds to the 'realness'- one could almost believe that aliens are really living in Johannesburg. The dark humour in the movie was also surprising, but it adds to the overall experience.

It is violent, with a few suggestive themes, and Wikus swears every 30 seconds, making this movie unsuitable for the young, but anyone else should go out watch it. It was $10 well deserved, and I would highly recommend it.

Rating: 4 / 5 lolis

Tibits:

1) District 9 is pretty much based upon the racial discrimination in the South Africa between the Whites and the Blacks. Many events in the movie were based off real events that happened in Johannesburg. Just google it. =)

2) If you are an avid gamer, there should be some guns that would look familiar to the players of Halo and Quake. Incidentally, Neill Blomkamp was supposed to direct the Halo movie, but when the movie entered production hell, he decided to direct District 9 instead.

3) District 9 was based on the short film Alive in Joburg:

Same director (duh). Enjoy. =)

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

2009-09-11T14:18:00.004+08:00

I dunno if whoever who wrote that post is just being funny or if they're pro-TBT/anti-TBT, or whatever, but it's hilarious to me either way! xD As far as i know, this is the only 'Teddy Bear Terrorism' blog around (unless he/she happened to stumble upon a similarly named blog but i highly doubt that) and no, so far none of our 8 contributors has been arrested, none of our content has been flagged as inappropriate and pretty much all feedback towards the site has been positive. We even got our stuff plagiarised once (heehee!)!

Ichi: If you like TBT, enjoy our random articles/reviews, stay, have fun, feel free to leave a comment be it positive or negative and let us exchange links if you so wish :P

Ni: If you are somehow offended by the word 'terrorism', no matter in what context it's used in, there's a convenient X on the top right of your screen... Yes, my freund, click eeet!

San: We are all just a bunch of unpaid bloggers with no ads running anywhere on the site to profit from. We don't really promote the site actively anywhere, but it's always great to have new readers/followers, so we really appreciate it if you care to subscribe to our posts, become a follower, or even join the team to contribute whatever you find interesting - no illegal stuff though. Hehe. Mkay! That is all for nao. Have a great weekend everyone!

o.O

I forgot that today happens to be ... 9/11.

More Optical Illusions

2009-09-08T20:40:00.003+08:00

Tiles A and B are exactly the same colour. Not convinced? Try copying the image onto Paint and cut out a section from both tiles and put them side to side.

It's a completely stationary image.

Agh. I'm getting a headache!

Now that's just awesome!

Why you should try not to post comments on FB

2009-09-04T12:29:00.000+08:00

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

2009-09-04T11:41:00.002+08:00

John Cena, Seth Green and 'The Game', Triple H, on WWE Raw

Best comment posted on YouTube:

"they look like a gay couple with their adopted son"

lmfao

Optical Illusions

2009-09-01T14:34:00.005+08:00

Warning: The following images may cause dizziness or (possibly) epileptic seizures. Mkay, if you can watch the banned Pokemon episode without having an epileptic fit, you may read on. xD I'll start off with the very first one which truly intrigued me - i'll be honest, i didn't get it at first.

Read it out loud. If you said, 'I Love Paris In The Springtime', you are wrong.

The thing with this illusion is that once you get it, you'll never be fooled again, but it's fun to go over what you missed (unless you get it straight away, then bravo. hehe.) Some of the other images i found from IGN.com (IGN Boards. not sure where the original article appeared, but creds to them anyway)

Say aloud the ink color of each word. How quickly can you do it? Did you slow down?

The next one is a really cool wedding card. When the card is closed, you'll see the name of the bride. When opened, the name of the groom will appear. Can you discover the names of the newly weds?

This one is pretty strange. Just look at the words below. Doesn't make any sense, does it? Now sit back and try to read the text. The text will explain itself.

What do you read here? Most people will read evil, but some will see the good in life at the first time.

Somewhat simular to the previous illusion. When you don't see the womans reflection in the mirror, you'll read hate. But when you see her reflection, you'll see her true self.

When looking at the following illusion, you'll probably read the word Life. But when you look closer, you'll see the characters are pretty messed up.

The following illusion looks like a couple of blocks don't doing anything. Can you see the words within these blocks? Try closing your eyes just a little bit, looking through your eyelashes.

The following illusion looks like a couple of blocks don't doing anything. Can you see the words within these blocks? Try closing your eyes just a little bit, looking through your eyelashes.

This is a double word illusion that fits exactly in this topic. Which two words are spelled here?

In this illusion you'll read the word Teach and the reflection of it. Can you read the second word (the reflection) too?

The following four illusions show faces of people. The faces are created with words, showed both sides of the person. Can you see what person it is and which words they're spelled in?

Criss Angel's 'Magic' Tricks Revealed

2009-08-28T11:38:00.004+08:00

Yeah, bo liao right, to find all these things. But it's pretty interesting. I'm actually a huge fan of Criss Angel, i mean, not many of us can come up with all these crazy stunts and fool the audience right? And since Anthony posted a picture in a previous post, i make that the PICCHUR OV TEH DAI xD. Ok, here are some of the videos i found on YouTube, plus my attempt at one of David Blaine's infamous magic tricks. I'm telling y'all beforehand it's nowhere near spectacular but i was really excited to try it, hehe.

This is the one when he supposedly gets 'flattened' by a steamroller

Him turning a little girl into a 20 year old woman (bad acting at the end though)

The levitation trick, i'm pretty sure a lot of people already know how it's done but for those who don't..

Walking on water

My pathetic attempt at the David Blaine trick (sorry, Criss Angels' tricks are far too difficult)

Do you?

2009-08-26T17:03:00.000+08:00

The Singaporean White Boy

2009-08-23T16:39:00.003+08:00

EPIC

This angmoh sounds so local - heck, more local than the 2 hosts Shan and Rozz. 'Walau eh!!'

Seriuzly funni shit.
LMAO. Look how awkward Shan is. Pwned by the SG white boi!

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

2009-08-21T21:11:00.001+08:00

THAT AR SUM SCARY SHIT! I IS TRAUMATISED 4 LIFE!

The Man Rules

2009-08-20T04:30:00.003+08:00

Firstly I would like to apologize to my fellow poster for not being able to post as much as I think I should be posting, but then again I know not how much post am I suppose to post to make me guilty of not posting the amount of post that I think that I should be posting, therefore rendering the first few lines of what I post in this post void and null.

Secondly I would like to apologize again because beside all the senseless crap that you have just read above, none of the below are things that I pulled outta my ass (some random dude fwd it to me in a mail). But I shocked that some of you find it strangely funny because most of the things stated in the list below is very true but only in the head of guys.

Finally, the guys' side of the story, we always hear "the Rules” from the female side:

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down, which I think that Moses should have append this to the ten commandments.

THE MAN RULES!

[Please note...These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!]

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. “Round” is a shape!

1.Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Want to hire a male escort?

2009-08-19T14:56:00.002+08:00

And this is how you know for sure that there's a definite lack of lol-worthy, random content posted on this blog - when we turn to promoting a male escort service in SG. Oh noes.

MissyBunny.com

The rates. o.O

Ok, kidding, i'm not seriously promoting it. Iz funni? No? Ok, back to 4chan memes and celebs without make up! xD

Movie Review: Bruno

2009-08-18T17:29:00.003+08:00

Oh yes. That's the movie poster. Shmexxxy. Hehe.

To be perfectly honest, i can't say that i liked it as much as i did with Borat. Bruno's just not as funny or fresh - granted, Sacha Baron Cohen did recycle some of the stuff he did on the Ali G show and incorporated it in Borat but he made it even funnier. The only bits of Bruno i really liked: when he traded the baby for an Ipod. The talkshow scene was epic.

Paula Abdul getting punk'd. Woohoo! As if it weren't enough for her to get kicked off the judging panel of American Idol, this bit of brilliance was added in the movie. Funny shit. The dominatrix chasing Bruno down, that was kind of funny.. but prior to that scene... well, let's just say that if you're not familiar with Sacha's brand of humour, it's best for you to avoid the movie. It's definitely not for prudes.

That said, even if you are familiar with it and have seen the Borat movie, i gotta say that Bruno's way more crude and there's plenty of graphic sex scenes (mostly homosexual). All in all i didn't really enjoy it much, wasn't really into the Bruno character to begin with.

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

2009-08-14T19:37:00.003+08:00

SONG OV TEH DAI HAS BEEN REPLACD BY PICCHUR OV TEH DAI. DOAN UNDERSTAND DIS POST? DEN LERN HOW 2 SPEEK LOLCAT.

WUT R U LOOKIN AT BOI?

LMAO. rabin forgot to log out so i used his account. *laughs evilly*

Powderful Engrish

2009-08-12T15:47:00.003+08:00

Imagine i write everydays like this. Will you still come read this blog? For exxample, today have been a good day. I score good markings for subject like Math and Science but English i got F. I wonder why teacher has mark it like that. I think i write well and beter than other. My speling is impekkable and my gramer have been good too. When i read others blog, is so boring, the writing is not good like how i have write.

Written above is not an example of how a primary school kid writes, but someone who's well out of their teens and surprisingly thinks highly of themselves and their 'impekkable' english. I'm not going to say who it is though. It's just that i find it funny - how can you criticise others when you yourself, well, suck eggs? Horrific.

TEDDYBEARTERRORISM - Offensive?

2009-08-11T00:01:00.011+08:00

*Update: Threads already have been deleted and my account's gone too. For some reason, they kept the stuff i posted prior to what happened yesterday.

*Update 13/08: At least i'm not in the Roll of Dishonour list. xD

Read it here and here before everything gets deleted. I got too lazy to even copy and paste all the posts via the compose mode but check it out. It's ridiculous. 'Oh hey i see the word 'Terrorism' in the newspapers all the time. God damn it! I'm gonna stop reading them! It offends me! *cancels newspaper subscription*'. Once again, it's friggin ridiculous, hate to be Captain Obvious here but there ya go. This is the sad state of Singaporean forums.

Oh and thanks to Sean aka Hiddenbull for creating the 'Save TBT' thread. Dude, i met you only once - briefly, i wanna meet you again and hand you a bunch of Lolis. You are awesome. Lol. I was at ION Orchard laughing at the aunties queuing outside of the LV store when the thread started. xD

Today, 11:08 AM

TeddyBearTerrorism

Super STOMPer

Join Date: Apr 2008

Posts: 3,952

My username, apparently, pissed some people off??

Hi,

We have received complaints regarding your username.

Your username violates our Terms of Use.

We will remove your account on Aug 11.

STOMP Team

Thread's gonna get deleted anyhoo, but let me just speak out for a bit.

Who the heck found my nickname so offensive? Sensitive much? It's not in any way,in support of any terrorist groups. If it did indeed violate terms of use, why am i getting kicked out only now, after being on stomp for over a year?

Well good on ya, Stomp team.

That's superbly fair. I have not posted anything deragatory or anything of the like, i've been pretty low profile on the site, but apparently due to some 'complaints' and a violation of the 'terms of use', this is how it's gonna go down.

So goodbye to everyone. Stomp is such a wonderful forum eh?

__________________

As expected, the Stomp mods removed all evidence of their idiocy today - i'm not sure particularly when though. By the way, i've looked through the T&C and i don't see how my username could've violated it. There are users posting attacks on other races/religions, spamming the forum with their inane remarks but those morons don't ever get banned, do they? My account apppears to be active, all my posts prior to the whole incident are still intact. Oh but don't be fooled:

vBulletin Message

You have been banned for the following reason:
Problematic username
Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Once again, i want to highlight the sheer stupidity of the whole situation. It's like the forum's being run by a bunch of numbskulls. I was on Stomp roughly the same amount of time as my other forum account on Hardwarezone (same username) - well over a year - and if they had any sort of problem with the word 'Terrorism' itself, why didn't they remove the account immediately? To monitor any 'suspicious' behaviour?

I wasn't particularly super-active on the site itself, i rarely posted, never bothered with any of the trolls or any other user as a matter of fact. Let's just say, for a laugh, that they were really keen on digging up any sort of criminal activity - am i actually making teddy bear bombs/running an underground terrorist organisation, etc etc, they would've gotten nothing at all. Nada. Zilch. Investigate my blogs, darn it. Do i look like a terrorist to you?!

I've also gone on a couple of Stomp outings so does it look like i have something to hide? Seriously. If the reason for my infinite ban is simply just down to a 'problematic username', i'm thinking, why bother getting back there again. I'm well able to change my IP address and create a ton of other accounts but what's the point in that? They'd be swiftly banning them all. What next, 'PinkFurryBalls' could be deemed offensive?

'Hi, your username has received complaints because of the apparent sexual innuendo. We hereby ban you!' Who here knows anyone with pink furry balls? xD

Will i ever be back on Stomp? No. Do i think that the moderators are a bunch of mofos? Oh hell yes.

Svendra

STOMPer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Posts: 233

Problematic usernames

I'm sad that a longtime member of these forums was nixxed recently because of username issues ...

however, from my experience, almost all forums or online communities have this rule against problematic usernames.

I'm trying not to take sides here, but yes, it may seem ridiculous to some people that you can be banned just because of a username, but unfortunately, your username is the most apparent form of identity you have online.

you can't say, "Oh, she has an offensive name, but she's actually a nice person" - online, at least.

"I'm sad that a longtime member of these forums was nixxed recently because of username issues ..."

It's not like i'm dead or anything. Geez.

Anyway, i don't get how my username was deemed offensive. If i'd signed up as 'TerroristBombingSG' or something like that then sure, i see a reason as to how some people can get offended with it. But it's like the word 'terrorism' can't be used for any purposes. I mean, is it wrong to say 'oh that kid was terrorising his classmate real bad today'? OH NO! You can't use the word terrorising! It's so offensive! Use another word dammit!

"you can't say, "Oh, she has an offensive name, but she's actually a nice person" - online, at least."

Once again, lemme just say that i was on Stomp for over a year and nobody kicked up a fuss over my username. Sure, some of them asked why i chose it, but beyond that nobody got offended. And really, what it comes down to is that it's just an online nickname! I can't believe the moderators would take a freaking username so seriously. My username's still active on HWZ and the mods there don't suck as bad as Stomps' crew of mofos.

Song of the Week - 'La Ritournelle' by Sebastien Tellier

2009-08-07T12:00:00.002+08:00

Here it is, as promised, something to look forward to (or.. not..) on Fridays. The replacement for Word of the Week Fridays, well, is the Song of the Week. And this week's song is by French singer-songwriter Sebastien Tellier. The song is called 'La Ritournelle' - absolutely beautiful love song. It's not one of those cliche, pop manufactured love ditties wiith lyrics as bland as they come. I think the lyrics to this particular song perfectly encapture the feeling when you're completely and utterly in love - i like to call it a state of delusion. xD Haha. Nah. Kidding. Anyway, here's a live video + lyrics, enjoy. TGIF!

Oh nothing’s gonna change my love for you
I wanna spend my life with you
So we make love on the grass under the moon
No one can tell, damned if I do
Forever journeys on golden avenues
I drift in your eyes since I love you
I got that beat in my veins for only rule
Love is to share, mine is for you

More info on the latest MSN Hotmail virus

2009-08-04T13:36:00.002+08:00

In regards to my previous post. Yes, the self-congratulatory one with bits of random crap in between. It looks a little something like this:

I've gotten around 6 of such emails already. Now, thanks to the ever so reliable Internet God, Google, here's a quick fix if you've messed up your PC already thanks to your itchy itchy fingers. What, were you expecting some naked pics or something by clicking on the links? Horny people are so easy to scam. Anyway, here's how you do it:

Hi All,

I have been searching for a while and I think I got the solution :

1. Don't be curious and open any mail with a subject : fotos 27/06 or fotos 10/06. Delete it.

2. If not, go and check in your windows explorer (I tried this on my WinXP) if you have a folder named winnt_ (other than your windows' folder). In this folder you will have some files like : winnt1.exe, winnt2.exe etc.

3. Delete all the winnt_ folder.

4. Download the ccleaner version v2.21.940 (3,177KB) from www.ccleaner.com/download

5. Run it especially for cleaning registry.

6. Find the ones that it says they are missing for winnt1.exe, winnt2.exe etc. and delete them

7. You are done

8. Not to forget to update your antivirus and your anti malware, etc

Hoping this will help somebody.

Friday Updates!

2009-07-31T16:17:00.005+08:00

I'm discontinuing the 'Word of the Week' articles mainly because i'm running out of truly lol-worthy words. I'll do a new weekly special, can't think of one just yet but it'll be published every Friday as per normal.

Have a great weekend people!

Oh and one more (important) thing:

There's yet another stupid, virus-filled e-mail being sent by stupid, Wrackspurt-filled people who don't run virus checks on their PC. If you get any e-mail titled 'Fotos 27/06' from any of your contacts, discard it immediately. Or, you know, it could be legit, just double-check with your buddy before opening the pictures inside. Either way, just be warned and please, SCAN YOUR FREAKING COMPUTERS EACH DAY! Seriously it's not that hard. Go on and play Warcraft or wack off to porn or whatever the hell it is you do on the Net each day, run a damn scan on your PC whilst your at it. It's for your own good!

Uhm, one more thing. Dang it.

TEDDYBEARTERRORISM.BLOGSPOT.COM

celebrates the creation of our 100th post!

Well ok, just me. Whatever. Anyway, big thanks to all the (current, not past) contributors, whether you were active/inactive, it's all good. Sure, none of us are making money off the site because i chose not to run ads but what the heck! Screw it! Live life to the fullest! Free lolis+hugz+candy for everyone!!

uh not really, no. sorry. *hides the stash*

Michael Jackson - Moonwalker Exclusive Tribute

2009-07-28T19:01:00.002+08:00

Directly from GoldenVillage.com.sg:

Are you a big fan of MJ? Here is your chance to prove it!

On Thurs, 30th July, 30 minutes prior to the screening of MOONWALKER - look out and be part of a grand, mass tribute to the legendary King of Pop at GV VivoCity. Come dressed in your best, iconic MJ outfit and be armed with his best dance moves - failing which, you'd better off Beat It.

Get your tickets for MICHAEL JACKSON: MOONWALKER now! Catch the magic only on Big screen, the first and only re-release in Asia. Exclusively at GV VivoCity, For a limited period only!

Seven of Michael's newest hits are featured in various formats depicting a moving story of friendship, a classic story of the confrontation between good and evil, set against a backdrop of the visual and aural extravaganza of some of the most breathtaking special effects and song and dance numbers. Songs include "Man in the Mirror," "Badder," "Speed Demon," "Leave Me Alone," "Smooth Criminal," (40 whole minutes!) "Come Together" and "The Moon is Walking." Also includes a montage of Jackson's changes as a person from the early years of the Jackson 5 era through the present.

The movie will be screened exclusively and only at GV Vivo City from 30th July.

Happy Birthday To Pedro the Bear!

2009-07-28T18:55:00.003+08:00

Sad to hear that you're not feeling so good, thought this'll cheer you up (or creep you out, one of the two. hehe). A special birthday cake!

Like it? Mm hm? Anyway, happy birthday once again! And take care.

Having Problems Posting With Blogger?

2009-07-28T15:07:00.002+08:00

From what i've read so far, this has been affecting a lot of Singaporean bloggers, especially those who use Singtel's broadband service. Apparently for the past few days, the 'edit html' link was missing and several other post editing buttons were gone too. Here's the easiest way to work it out (i got the solution through the new Blogger forum. there's another way but it takes way too many steps and only works on IE):

Create a new post and press CTRL + F5, and voila! Everything'll back to normal.

New Mac outlet

2009-07-27T13:37:00.003+08:00

DEATH SPONGE NOTE PANTS!!!

2009-07-26T21:26:00.002+08:00

Arr yer ready kids? Here's this week special:

What do you get when you cross Death Note and Spongebob Squarepants together? You get this video made of win and awesome:

Celebrities Without Make Up: Marilyn Manson

2009-07-25T03:08:00.000+08:00

Shocking images up ahead.

Marilyn Manson with his usual heavy goth make up

Without

Uhm. Well. There you go.

Word of the Week: ROFL

2009-07-24T14:40:00.002+08:00

Rolling

On the

Floor

Laughing

Movie Review: Prison Break - The Final Break

2009-07-24T12:01:00.003+08:00

So it's more of a telemovie than an actual movie but never mind. This'll be a long review because i'm a diehard fan of the series and now that it's finally over i got a ton of things to get off my chest. Wee hoo!
For those who have never watched a single episode of PB, i can't catch you up on everything that went down in all the 4 seasons since it first premiered back in '05, but i'll do my best. First season, main character Michael Scofield stages the first prison break to get his brother Lincoln Burrows (who's on death row for allegedly assasinating the Vice President's brother) out. Second season, they're on the run from the cops/feds/super pissed off prison guards. Third season, Michael lands himself in a new jail in Panama which is 291481948 times worse than the first prison he broke out of. He breaks out, and in the final season, he (along with several other people, agh, just watch the show already!) has to obtain an object called 'Scylla' for exoneration.

In between it all there are numerous - occasionally complicated - storylines/plot twists. Plot twists mostly, they occur like 100 times per episode, eg. one guy does something which looks like he's betraying the others, in the end it's revealed via flashbacks that it was all set up to confuse others, so on and so forth. I love the show, but i still gotta say that it completely deteriorated shortly after the 2nd season. The first season of Prison Break was brilliant, absolutely brilliant. 2nd one, still great, still cool and all but 3rd one, meh. Anyway, moving on to The Final Break.

It occurs before the 5 year jump at the end of the 4th season and explains the real reason why Michael died.

Michael and Sara are in the midst of enjoying their wedding celebrations when the feds burst in to arrest her, for the murder of Christian Scofield. Once again it's a case of someone innocent being accused of something they didn't commit (although Sara did pull the trigger, she did so to save Michael who almost got shot by his own mother) and Michael does what he always does: Save them.
So he plans yet another prison break to get his pregnant wife out of her current predicament, enlists the help of Linc, his best bud Sucre, Alexander Mahone and dundundun... T-Bag. Mahone is seemingly shown to betray Michael and the rest, by feeding information to the feds so that he can get his job back but it's all just a clever ruse to distract them from what Michael's really planning. T-Bag is in on it only for Michael to screw him over one last time. Skipping over the General's bit and all those other prison inmates in with Sara, moving on with Gretchen. I can't believe that she actually turns out to be a (sort of?) good person, after torturing Sara for the whole of season. That was cool. Sad though. It reminded me of Brad Bellick's sacrifice for the team when he drowned himself to help them get to Scylla.

*ULTIMATE SPOILER ALERT*

Anyway, long story short, Michael gets to Sara, but they hit a snag.
And it leads to... Michael sacrificing himself to allow for Sara's escape. Why?? WHY?? Why does it have to end like that? What the bloody fug! Normally i despise happy endings but i wanted one for both of them, especially since Sara was carrying Michael's child. And he never got to see Michael Jr. :(
I don't get how all the 4 seasons lasted in a span of 8, 9 months (according to Michael's tombstone), didn't Lincoln once say that 'it's been years since we first broke out', or something along those lines? That's a real bummer, if it is indeed true because it means that Michael and Sara had very limited time together (although they must've gotten hot and heavy action, for Sara to get pregnant, hehe). I've got a ton of questions. Firstly, is he really, really dead? The show has a history of characters seemingly meeting their end, only to be brought back in later episodes - that's if their dead body isn't actually shown. Michael's dead body was never shown so who knows, he might still be alive! Ok, yeah, i'm pretty upset his character's dead and so's the whole show but still, they've come up with much more ridiculous plot twists so what the hell, he could still be alive.

Fine, he's dead.
I have another question! Where's his body? Or is it just an empty grave in Panama that was shown in the last episode? And if it isn't, how did they get his body back from the prison? Did they bust it out of the mortuary or something? Also, aren't they all still fugitives, for aiding and abetting Sara's escape? So the last word of the series - free - isn't actually true? Aren't they still on the run, even if they're in Panama? Didn't they learn from the 3rd season that if anyone with enough power and money wishes to get them, they eventually will? Ah, and Michael's tattoo. How the heck did the Company remove it all in one friggin night?? Doesn't it usually take multiple sessions to remove even one tiny tattoo? And why didn't the Company fully remove his brain tumour, if they had successfully done so for Christina? Also, a question i have in regards to season one, where Charles Westmoreland, aka DB Cooper, gives his final wish to Michael, for him to speak to his daughter when he gets out. Did Michael ever honor this promise he made to Westmoreland? I don't think so. Since the whole show's dead and buried with an ending that i don't quite agree with, as much as it makes Michael the ever so wonderful saintly figure he is, i guess none of these questions shall be answered. Unless... Google can help. Lmao. Assuming the writers bothered to explain all this.

^One of the few scenes in the show where Michael cracks a cute smile. He generally looks sad/worried/serious/angry.

Overall i have to admit that, even if Michael had survived, the show ran out of possible storylines to further stretch out the series. I've read that some viewers thought that Wentworth Miller got chubbier (some nasty comments stated that he's become a fatty) in season 4, imo, yeah, he looks like he's gained some weight. Sure. But it makes him cuter. xD Come on! The man doesn't even look his age (he's 36!).

^I read that he loves milkshakes so maybe that explains the teeny weeny bit of fat he's got.

I'm more upset over the fact that PB being over means that there's no more of the juicy yummy hottie Wentworth Miller. Prior to him scoring a leading role in the show, he did (i think) 2, 3 movies with small roles, a few guest spots in TV shows and of course, those 2 music videos of Mariah Carey's where he steals her from some ugly old guy. He's also an extremely private celebrity, rarely goes out to any parties (he prefers to stay at home and watch TV xD) therefore, rarely gets mentioned in any tabloid publications. Future work: The only other show i think he's going to be in is Law & Order (guest spot) as a cop. He's rumoured to be in the Bioshock movie, so that'll be cool if it happens.

Oh well. RIP Michael Scofield! Sorry for the extremely long review but it was one of my favourite shows.

In regards to RB: Unplugged

2009-07-23T15:32:00.003+08:00

Crap, despite posting the evils that RB might do to your psp, I have absolutely no idea how to do it. So, after 3 hours of trial n error testing + researching (not so chim la, it's actually called googling), this is how u do it:

Create an empty file (in any format) in the game folder before you load the game into ur psp. Else, it won't work and you have to reformat the memory card again, erasing every god damn thing in it. Yes, it's THAT simple. haha

Have fun.

PSP Game Review: Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince

2009-07-20T16:37:00.004+08:00

It's uh... not the best game i've ever played. Well, take into account that it's one of those movie-based games and the fact that as awesome as the PSP may be, having a PS3 is always better. Always.
The graphics are meh, nothing outstanding, gameplay's a tad boring to be honest - it's way too easy and i'm beginning to feel ashamed of having completed it in less than a day (all the hours of playing combined). I'm basing this on the PSP versh, which is vastly different compared to the other consoles. First of all, playing it reminded me of the time when i played Chamber of Secrets on my old Gameboy Advance. The jerky character movements, sad duelling graphics and all. Basically all you have to do in the game is to complete various tasks and missions like gathering potion ingredients, participating in various mini-game challenges, getting bits of info from the students scattered all around the school, duelling the Slytherins who block your path (they do that often, but if you're tired of duelling just chuck some stink pellets at them xD) and of course, playing Quidditch.

Ah. Quidditch. It's a nightmare to play just one match. The controls are off - you just barely manage to manoeuver around the pitch plus worry about keeping the ball away from the opposing team. Here's how to avoid all the trouble: It all comes down to catching the Snitch anyway so it doesn't matter how many points you score throughout the match so as soon as the Snitch is spotted, just follow it and keep it in the center of the target. That's pretty much it. After the end credits you get to complete whichever challenges/potions you have yet to complete in an Endless Day. I couldn't be bothered, honestly. It's a really easy game and it's not all bad - i loved making potions and playing Wizard Skittles :D - but even the most hardcore HP fan would be put off by it overall.

I give it

HAAARRRDOOO GAAAAAYYYY!!!!

2009-07-17T21:46:00.002+08:00

Epic lulz. Srsly.

Word of the Week: Fugly

2009-07-17T14:32:00.002+08:00

Once again, i'm too lazy to source for numerous definitions so i'll just post the one up on Urban Dictionary.

Fugly	5386 up, 231 down
	shorter word for "fucking ugly" oh shit that girl is fugly

PSP Game Review: Up

2009-07-17T14:24:00.002+08:00

Based on the movie of the same title.

It's actually quite fun, as kiddy-ish as it is i enjoyed it. This is the kind of game i'd recommend for the young ones as the gameplay is similar to other cutesy type games like Spongebob and Ben 10, but if you're a tad older, say, 9 and up and you wanna try something new for a change (if you're like me, and you've played GTA to death) by all means, give this a go.

Movie Review: Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince

2009-07-17T13:10:00.004+08:00

I admit that i've read the books - often, more than once... or 8.. times - and i've seen all the movies. So! Hell yes, this blogger right here was absolutely excited to catch the latest Harry Potter flick. The overall tone of the movie is dark and menacing. As usual, the damn screenwriters just have to change up numerous things in the book and screw around with them, like, The Burrow getting burnt down by Bellatrix? What the fug? And Harry not getting immobilised by Dumbledore at the end, instead being held by Snape from saving the headmaster? Also, Luna's the one who finds Harry in the train (after he gets his nose stomped on by Malfoy) instead of Tonks - who appears briefly in the movie. But that's not too bad, because i love Luna. :D

Another thing i expected to see was a big, bulky actor to play McLaggen. But they brought it some cutie patootie fella to play him instead. Well ok, i guess they wanted to make the girls swoon over him like they do over Robert Pattinson in Twilight. Also, what's up with Hermione's numerous boob shots? We get it, we get it. The girl has grown.

I could do without all the snogging scenes (i hated them in the book, didn't like them in the movie either). Anyway it looked rather unnatural - in my opinion - when Harry and Ginny kissed. I dunno, it reminded me of a cousin kiss. Weird, freaky and icky. Don't get me wrong, i loved the movie despite all the unnecessary changes but that was until i saw the ending which to me, seemed rather lacklustre. I know why they kept out the Death Eaters vs the Order of the Phoenix fight scene for the 7th but still, the whole thing ended rather abruptly for me. It reminded me of the Prisoner of Azkaban's ending, I was disappointed for that one too. The Battle of Hogwarts in the last movie better be freaking spectacular to make up for this.

Overall, yes, i think it was great (boo to the ending though), entertaining, funny, scary at times - although i didn't shriek like the gay couple who sat directly in front of me, when the Inferi popped out of the lake. Haha. Oh one more time: I love Luna Lovegood.

I give the movie

I forgot to add this picture

Ladies i present to you the actor who portrays Cormac Mclaggen in HPATHBP, Freddie Stroma.
Once again, i gotta say that i was expecting a completely different person to play Cormac - who was such a sleaze in the movie (him licking his fingers as a way to gain Hermione's attention, that was unnecessary).

This is for all you kaypoh SOBs' out there.

2009-07-15T01:35:00.004+08:00

I've been asked numerous times to explain why i named this blog, 'of all things', Teddy Bear Terrorism so here's the reason why - nothing controversial, mind you.

It's got nothing to do with that teacher who named the teddy bear Muhammad.

When people hear the word terrorism, the image they have of it instantly is of what, the Al-Qaeda? Suicide bombers and such. Come on now peeps, that's not to say it can't be used for other purposes. Terrorise - instill great fear/scare/frighten

My cats love terrorising all sorts of things, bugs, plants, inanimate objects - especially teddy bears. So i thought it'd be funny to call them teddy bear terrorists. Might not necessarily be the best choice of a word but what the heck, i think it's funny so there you go. And that's it! That's all there is to it, nothing shocking or unlawful or whatever. Plus, i like Pedobear (as an internet meme, it's hilarious. i do not promote the raeping of leetle keeds okay?), so the teddy bear title works out - Pedobear terrorising lolis, geddit?

Ok, happy now?

Cosfest VIII - A Very Happy Event :D

2009-07-13T14:02:00.003+08:00

Pictures i took at the Cosfest @ Downtown East. Went there on the 2nd day with Pedro the Bear, her sis as well as my part-time slave, Rabin xD I don't know that many anime characters - the only ones i do know are the ones i cosplayed as on Second Life. Hehe. But still, it was pretty awesome.

^Gundam?? XD lmao!

Krauser from DMC. This dude was great, maybe too much in character at times (like when he smashed Mario's guitar xD)

Mario confronting Krauser

Mario with the remnants of his guitar. Hahah

Epic Lulz XD

Notice the guy checking out her boobies xD

Krauser, again. hehe

Yank dat cameltoe!

At first glance, i thought it was Pedobear. But then, Pedro informed me that it was Kon instead ;(

Free stuff inside the Shoooter goodie bags!

^Lolwut? Haha.

We saw this one guy holding up a Pedobear soft toy at the end of the event.
OMFG!! If you're reading this, i would really, really like to get one!
I'll post up videos of the event as soon as they're uploaded on YouTube.

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Yippeedeedoo
Vids are up on my new (or rather, old but recently rediscovered) YouTube account

here

Word of the Week: Mofo

2009-07-11T11:20:00.005+08:00

It's already a Saturday as i'm posting this but ah, well, i'll make this short and sweet.

From Urban Dictionary

1.	mofo	2667 up, 429 down
	Short for mother fucker. A person who thinks they are the shit, dressed down with sagging pants, a high need for a belt, too much gold to make the national reserve jealous, and an attitude that stems from not having parents who knew how to refrain from the use of crack cocaine. "Hey Dave, look at that putz...man what a mofo." get this def on a mug by deez nutz Mar 5, 2003 share this
2.	mofo	1233 up, 279 down
	1. (abbr.) mother-fucker 2. (n.) One who is hard-core Dat man is one bad-ass mofo, yo! get this def on a mug by k1 Oct 3, 2001 share this
3.	MoFo	802 up, 490 down
	Short term for motherfucker Damn, that mofo is stealing the bank. Where are the shithead cocksucking police dicks!?!?!? get this def on a mug by anonymous Feb 25, 2003 share this

Michael Jackson's Memorial

2009-07-08T19:48:00.006+08:00

I got to be honest here, i've never gotten all choked up and seriously teary-eyed watching something over the Internet. I watched the memorial, uploaded on YouTube (heh, thanks Anthony). The two most touching performances in my opinion came from Stevie Wonder and (i'm sure those who caught the show will agree) Jermaine Jackson - who did MJ's favourite song 'Smile'.

I'd have to say that when Paris Jackson, MJ's only daughter, gave a little tribute to her daddy, that was the most heartbreaking moment of the whole memorial.

MJ's kids...they lost their dad. I can't imagine how much they're grieving the loss of the only parent they've ever known. His family lost a son, a brother, the fans.. we lost the greatest entertainer that ever lived, the legend, the King of Pop.

*i'm well aware of the fact that TBT's been pretty focused on MJ ever since he passed away, but i'll try to make it up by posting more light-hearted stuff to cheer everyone up in coming days.

^My sms'ed tribute to MJ. Yesh, the one from Rabinaz. :D

In case u don't already know

2009-07-07T17:31:00.002+08:00

There live telecast on CNN (Starhub Ch14) at 12 midnight today showing MJ Memorial service.

MJ's Ghost?

2009-07-07T12:44:00.004+08:00

I read on MSN that MJ's ghost was spotted on a special by CNN with Larry King and Jermaine Jackson, MJ's brother. Here's the video:

Shadow or Ghost? There are plenty more videos on Youtube that either debunk or advocate that this is a ghost, with the most common reasoning that it is a shadow:

Well, I leave it up to you to decide. And yes, The Truth Is Out There (I always wanted to say that, XD

Michael Jackson's Last Rehearsal - Video

2009-07-03T13:46:00.002+08:00

From Rickey.org

Celebrities Without Make Up: Desperate Housewives Cast

2009-07-03T09:46:00.004+08:00

It's been a while. (ha..ha..)

Anyway, this time i'll be doing (no, not DOING in that sense, lmao) the (main) cast of Desperate Housewives. Some of them look pretty fly without their face paint on, you be the judge.

Ahah. Nicolette Sheridan - who plays Edie Britt on the show. I can't believe her character really died though. I thought she was the one housewife who'd stay on until the show ended (why, you ask? she provides all the drama each week!)

Without make up

Uh huh. Reminds me of Pam Anderson.
Moving on..

Eva Longoria Parker - Gabrielle Solis. The one who banged the hot gardener in Season 1.

She looks more youthful without, imo.

Felicity Huffman - Lynette Scavo, the funniest Housewife on the show.

Still ok.

Teri Hatcher - Susan Mayer, the klutziest Housewife

I blame it on a bad angle xD

Marcia Cross - Bree Van de Kamp/Hodge. The most put together Housewife.

Showing her age a bit, but still looking sweet.

I didn't add the newest Housewife, Katherine Mayfair, because i'm too lazy to google her real name and look up for more pictures plus, she's the one character i like the least. Lol. So there you go.

Word of the Week: LOL

2009-07-03T09:36:00.003+08:00

I present to you the definition of ... LOL.

Yes, surprisingly there are some of you who don't know what it stands for, its usage and such. So i am here to Educate you on the meaning of LOL.

And then we can move on to ROFL, ROFLOL, ROFLMAO, ROFLMFAO, etc etc.

Taken from EncyclopediaDramatica.com
One of my favourite sites (Warning: It's no Wikipedia, so anything up on the site will seriously mess up your brain on when it comes to facts and whatnot!)

lol

L O L

This page is about the acronym. For information about Lol the LJ user, please see Lol (lj user)

Lol, the most abused abbreviation on the internet. But what does it mean? Usually one of these:

I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation
I'm finished typing my sentence now.
Laugh out loud, or laughing out loud.
I'm scratching my balls and not actually smiling or making any sound but typed it anyway.
Lots of laughter/laughs (but those who think so are ghey)
Also used when you say something unfunny and everyone else pities you.
lulz, i.e. a corruption of lol.
Lots of love <3
Lots of loli
Love our Lord
Lots of Liquor

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Variations

IRLOL

interj. (Acronym: in real life laughing out loud)

1: an exclamation used on the internet to express gaiety and to indicate that one has human laughed in real life, typically as a result of listening to funny jokes. (this term developed as a response to the CNN reports of lol fraud) [syn: IROFL]

n. (contraction of IRL and OL)

1: (irlol nervosa) a schizotypal disorder which causes confusion between realspace and hyperspace, resulting in either taking the internet too seriously or behaving in public as one would online (such as using acronyms like lol to describe their emotions).

In Images

Galleria de lol

Steamloller	Lollercoaster	Lolcano	Lols-Royce
Lollerskates	Lmaonade	Rofljaculation	Roflcopter

A Word??

In the modernized world of today it is innevitable that some wankers who spend too long at their computer or phone adappted the abbreviation as an official word and therefore deserve to DIE!!! It is only a matter of time before all emotions will be replaced by abbreviated words, laughing replaced by LOL, crying replaced by "crys" and eventually people will no longer have sex, instead saying to each other SSSSSXX

soccer transfer deals

2009-07-02T18:38:00.005+08:00

I like soccer since i was a child and i also took part in various tournament including schools,college and open tournament back in my country indeed i am not a great player.currently i am playing from mdis team wearing ronaldo's, previous beckham's No 7 haha.And i used to watch soccer like crazy and Beckham used to be my inspiration cos i liked him as a person and as his skills.So,i also choose to play from his position until now as a right winger.

I dont know why the soccer players are getting a hell of money that even difficult to imagine for us and i dont know how the clubs are able to pay for them.Those who are soccer fans would have already known about the recent players transfer deals in the international football history.Everybody praise christiano ronaldo in singapore and thats true that he is the greatest player in the world that he has been transfered to real madrid of spain from man united at 80 illion pounds beating the deal of zinedine zidane of france to the same club real in 76 million pounds in 2001.so, now ronaldo is the world's expensive player. And brazilian kaka is also signed a contract with real madrid in 67 million pounds with the record of third expensive transfer so far. Karen Benzema from lyon has also accepted reals offer at 35m pounds.Another die hard player franck Ribery is also keen to join real madrid leaving munich as it is equipped with stars.But the agreement has not been made so far as man united is also interested on him and lauch 63m pounds bid a month ago.

As real madrid has hiring a lot of worlds most expensive players there is no doubt that the next champion league title may be in their hands.But there are still other best teams like Barcelona,the defending european champion.

Happy Cat Song

2009-07-01T12:20:00.004+08:00

Happy Happy Happy

Are you with me?

Lyrics:

HUH?

I am a cat, I am a happy cat

GO AWAY

Would you like to be my cat friend, today?

NO!

We can have a super fun time, we can dance all day

NO!

Or maybe would you like to sing a happy cat song?

NOOO!

Are you going to eat sugary rainbows on this happy cat day?

NOOOOOOO!!

I think you should be happy Sir, for today is a happy cat day

NOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Silly little man, you should never be sad or angry on a happy cat day

NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Cheer up Mister Frowny-Face, everything will be fine on a happy cat day

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*sob*

How To Enable Flash On Your PSP

2009-06-30T14:39:00.002+08:00

Thanks to a sufficient amount of Googling, i found a way to enable flash for the PSP - for poor noobs like me who have yet to do so, here's how i did it.

Go to Network

Open the Internet Browser

Hit the button

Go to Tools - Settings - View Settings

Scroll down and you see Flash, switch it on.

If that doesn't work, try this:

Hold the PSP on/off till it goes off, then hold the R button and switch it back on.

This will take you to recovery mode.

Go to Registry Hacks - Enable WMA playback (if you haven't done it) - Enable Flash

Ta-da!

Re:Goodbye

2009-06-29T19:16:00.006+08:00

To Manda/ ウエンツアマンダ:

This is what happens when relationships turn sour and when people start to show their true colours. Such an unfortunate turn of events.

It's bad enough that you suddenly went over to that girl's blog being all friendly, after what had happened, after you've called her a bitch and all (seriously, wth is up with that??). Then you accused me of being 'Patricia'? You could've asked me, you could've inquired the blog owner on the particular IP address of the lame douchebag who posted it if you really wanted to know. But, no. Ok, how about me accusing you of posting that up and trying to make it look like i'm the bad guy? You just had to accuse me of something i didn't do, and you weren't even sorry about it. Yes, you really pushed my limits this time. So i'm cutting you out too. I still hope you take care and have a nice life, and most importantly, to Grow Up. Because your behaviour in the past few days has been anything but mature, especially, you know, the part where you accused me? Ho ho ho.

Goodbye.

Movie Review: Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

2009-06-28T09:58:00.000+08:00

Did i enjoy the movie? Well, yes, i suppose. Is it better than the first one? No.

In my humble opinion, anyway. This is the kind of movie that'll never win any Oscars but is one hell of an entertaining ride. The special effects are amazing, i hardly blinked in all the scenes where the bots transformed, it's truly spectacular. Uhm, acting-wise. Well sorry, Foxy Fox fans, i don't think the girl can act. Shia (wait, lemme check how to spell his last name, hurhur) LaBeouf, however, is just as good in this one as he was in the first. His new sidekick, Leo, and the returning Agent Simmons are just as funny in the movie (although, in the gross fratboy humour kind of way). Quick summary: Robots fighting. Robots transforming. Robots fighting. Scenes of the Fox for the guys. Agent Simmons in a thong for the ladies (what the hell?? that butt shot was not the one i expected!!). More robots transforming. Autobots VS the Decepticons. Who triumphs over the other? Watch the movie to find out. How exciting! (-_-)

The movie would've been slightly better had it been at least 30, 40 minutes shorter (yes, i know some diehard Transformers fans wouldn't've mind if it lasted 10 hours but come on, don't lie, you must've had one hell of a numb ass when the movie ended). There were numerous unnecessary scenes, such as the lengthy (and at times, confusing) explanation of ... wait, i'm confuzzled. Something about the going to Egypt part to find the, thing, uhm yeah. 5 teddies for FX but my rating for the movie overall is

Bonus:
Linkin Park's New Divide MV. Filmed on the set of Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen.

The Michael Jackson Music Video Tribute

2009-06-27T21:23:00.003+08:00

By now, y'all have heard the news, of course, even if you have been living under a rock. MJ is dead and I'm going to pay my tribute to the greatest modern pop star ever, the undisputed King of Pop. So I'm gonna take you down memory lane for a while with a list of my favourite MJ songs, starting from when he was just a cute lil bee in the Jackson 5:

I Want You Back - Jackson 5

Rockin Robin

Jackson 5 Medley at Madison Square 30th Anniversary 2001

This was one of the best and most sweetest part of the whole concert, when the Jackson 5 reunited for the last time on stage. I remembered when it was shown on TV, my Dad was so excited. It was a renunion that brought tears to many eyes, as you can see from this video. Beware: Sound quality is not that good.

From his days in the Jackson 5, here are some of his best hits from his solo career:

Billie Jean

The original video sucked, so I posted this. It's the other fav of mine from the 2001 concert.

Beat It

Thriller

My personal favourite, and the best music video of all time... here's Thriller!

There are of course, other awesome songs, including Jam, a unique collaboration with the other MJ, Michael Jordan, for the music video. The thing is, His work is so huge, and most of us have a song we like by MJ.

I actually planned a larger post, but Nazz already posted up some awesome vids (the Jumbo ones) and commented on the things I wanted to say already, so I needn't say much further. Let's let Michael's music continue to rock on... I know it will be for me. RIP Michael, may you finally find the peace so deserving for a gentle man like you.

Tribute to the King of Pop - Michael Jackson

2009-06-27T10:40:00.001+08:00

I'm a huge fan of the King of Pop, The 'Thriller', Michael Jackson. I'm still reeling in shock over his death. It's doubly upsetting as the much-hyped comeback world tour will never kick off. The comeback album too, will never materialise. It's just... i can't put it in words how much his music has influenced so many artists who've made it big today, and how many kids out there don't know how amazing and ground-breaking he was in terms of, well, pretty much everything, from his music, his dance moves, his bizarre, unique fashion sense, electrifying performances and yes, who could ever forget all his eccentricities (Bubbles, anyone? and oh, the 'oxygen tank', proved to be false) and numerous negative headlines regarding those child sex abuse allegations. But let's not focus on that.

Instead, as a little tribute to the great Michael Jackson, this is my all-time favourite MJ song. It may not have been his biggest hit, but it was a rare gem hidden amongst all the other tracks he made. There's no official music video as it was never released as a single (it was meant to be the 3rd single off Invincible but for some unknown reason, Sony pulled the plug on its release). I remember playing this song to my boyfriend.. Haha. Good memories. Great song.

R.I.P. Michael Jackson. A true legend.

Michael Jackson - Butterflies

Butterflies

All you gotta do is just walk away and pass me by
Don't acknowledge my smile when I try to say hello to you, yeah
And all you gotta do is not answer my calls when
I'm try to get through
To keep me wondering why, when all I can do is sigh
I just wanna touch you

I just wanna touch and kiss
And I wish that I could be with you tonight
You give me butterflies inside, inside and I

All I got to say is that I must be dreaming, can't be real
You're not here with me, still I can feel you near to me
I caress you, let you taste us, just so blissful listen
I would give you anything babe, just make my dreams come true
Oh baby you give me butterflies

I just wanna touch and kiss
And I wish that I could be with you tonight
You give me butterflies inside, inside and I
I just wanna touch and kiss
And I wish that I could be with you tonight
You give me butterflies inside, inside and I

If you would take my hand, baby I would show you
Guide you to the light babe
If you would be my love, baby I will love you, love you
'Til the end of time

I just wanna touch and kiss
And I wish that I could be with you tonight
(Girl you give me) You give me butterflies inside, inside and I
I just wanna touch and kiss
And I wish that I could be with you tonight
You give me butterflies inside, inside and I
I just wanna touch and kiss
And I wish that I could be with you tonight
You give me butterflies inside, inside and I

I forgot to add this. I wasn't around when Thriller came out, of course, but this was the very first MJ MV i ever saw. I remember thinking that it was the coolest video i'd ever seen at that time.

*Come on now guys.. the man is dead, show some respect. haters are popping up all over the net posting silly jokes in relation to his life. :(

Also, here's a video from KevJumba.

JumbaFund
June 26, 2009

(less info)

Hope you watch the video the whole way through, I appreciateee it if you do.

When I still saw negative comments about Michael, even after his death, it made me want to do this video. Hope it can make some people think differently about MJ.

All the songs in this video are by Michael Jackson, hopefully they don't take down this video cause of copyright. You can't do a MJ tribute without his own music.

Teddy Bear Terrorism

Plagiarised Again

TUESDAY, 17 MAY 2011

All-star Americas Next Top Model is revealed

It's A New Design, Bitches!

The Lord's Prayer

I HAF NOWZ TAKEN 0V3R

Why men think with their head and women with their heart

New age cartoon

Scary Shit Mickey Mouse

My New Ringtone

Yo Pedro, remember this? XD

You Killed My Bruther, You Sons Of A Beetches!!!

XD

Steve Jobs Is At It Again

OH MY GOD!!!!

We have a rapist in LINKIN PARK!

Mockingjay

Why Tai Chi Is Awesum Shit

On the same note-- The cat and dog diary

How to Tell if Your Cat is plotting to kill you.

Simpsons went wrong

Boobies! Sex! Drugs! & ...Rape?

should-i-buy-an-ipad??

Bieber Fever?

Taylor Lautner Vs. The Wolfman

Open Letter To An iPhone Thief -Hilarious shite

Happy 2010

Celebrities Without Makeup: Adam Lambert

AWESOME VIDEO DUMP!!!

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

Hell Freezes over

Recent Rape Case In Singapore

No hope for human race

For Those Who Are About To Rock...

I learned a new word today.

HUR HUR HUR!!!!

Update Your PSPs Now!/YouTube on PSP

Custom Firmware 5.50 GEN-A (Build 4)

Custom Firmware 5.50 GEN-B

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!!!!!

Michael Jackson's 'This Is It' Official Movie Trailer

The Fourth Kind

District 9

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

More Optical Illusions

Why you should try not to post comments on FB

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

Optical Illusions

Criss Angel's 'Magic' Tricks Revealed

Do you?

The Singaporean White Boy

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

The Man Rules

Want to hire a male escort?

Movie Review: Bruno

PICCHUR OV TEH DAI

Powderful Engrish

TEDDYBEARTERRORISM - Offensive?

Song of the Week - 'La Ritournelle' by Sebastien Tellier

More info on the latest MSN Hotmail virus

Friday Updates!

Michael Jackson - Moonwalker *Exclusive Tribute*

Happy Birthday To Pedro the Bear!

Having Problems Posting With Blogger?

New Mac outlet

DEATH SPONGE NOTE PANTS!!!

Celebrities Without Make Up: Marilyn Manson

Word of the Week: ROFL

Movie Review: Prison Break - The Final Break

In regards to RB: Unplugged

PSP Game Review: Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince

HAAARRRDOOO GAAAAAYYYY!!!!

Word of the Week: Fugly

PSP Game Review: Up

Movie Review: Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince

This is for all you kaypoh SOBs' out there.

Cosfest VIII - A Very Happy Event :D

Word of the Week: Mofo

Michael Jackson - Moonwalker Exclusive Tribute